Big Boat Apology

Sailors of the Coast, January 15. There have been a lot of rumours going about recently which suggest that we are an evil, money-hungry corporation that wants to destroy everything sacred about the Open Boating License we released in 2000. This could not be further from the truth. Believe us when we say that we …

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Weird Cooling Smell

People keep complaining about the weird smell coming from the air con in the building, so it’s probably a good thing that we’re getting a repair guy to check it out. For now, we’ve said that open flames are pretty much out. Anyway, I’ve thought that our cooling has kind of been on the fritz …

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Friend Foot Pain

                  Damien shielded his eyes from the glare of the sun, trying to peer into the thick canopy of trees below him.  ‘It’s not use,’ he said with a sigh, turning back to his group of friends. ‘I can’t see anything, even from up here.’ ‘There’s no …

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Athletes Foot Struggle

                  I limped slowly through my living room, reaching for and collapsing into my leather armchair with a sigh. ‘You’re being dramatic,’ my sister said, following after me with an armful of groceries.  ‘You don’t know my pain,’ I hissed at her. ‘You don’t understand!’ I couldn’t …

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Solar Energy Wish

                  I took shallow breaths, pressed against the metal railing of the abandoned workshop, trying not to cough at the thick dust that permeated the air. They were in here somewhere with me – I could hear them, cackling and snickering, the awful echo ricocheting around the …

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New office ceiling

Well, this is embarrassing. I understand that when you have a workplace there’s an element of duty of care that is needed to ensure everyone is kept safe while on the premises. While I am a stickler for safety rules, at times, I do like to foster an environment that encourages my team to have …

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Eye appointments

I am a very organised person. It’s quite rare for the husband to be the organised person in the household. I’ve always been organised. My wife is the total opposite of me. She likes to just take everything as it comes as she believes everything will ‘sort itself’. While it’s true that everything will sort …

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