Month: December 2022

Final Office Design 

    I walked slowly through the office I’d so lovingly worked to redesign for my bosses, reflecting on the gorgeous carpet that I’d hired somebody else to pick. It had truly been a labour of love – and now they were firing me for it.          ‘Angelica, wait!’ came a deep-throated call from the …

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Conveyancing the Nest

  I glanced over my shoulder as the street I’d grown up on disappeared from sight, obscured first by a rolling hill (that I’d broken my arm skateboarding down when I was eight) and then by the local milk bar (where I’d ritualistically stolen hundreds of lollies, well into my teens). I let out a …

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Bicep Surgery Diary

  ​​Good morning, my fellow travellers of this internet blog!  I’ve had quite the few weeks since we’ve spoken last! Gerald and I took a lovely trip up to Melbourne to see our girls – both long-gone, living their dreams on the east coast! – and ended up staying a whole extra week because we …

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The Glazing Interview

        I couldn’t help but whistle as I approached the manor, then quickly stifled the sound because I was supposed to be on my best behaviour – and good valets don’t whistle when they approach their new master’s home.          I quickly trotted forward up the imposing drive, pebbles shifting underfoot, and …

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Fungal Nail Payback

      Okay, this is it. Today is the day I finally do it. I’m going to start training for that marathon! My stupid ex told me I never would – ha! What does she know! I’m a different man now! I’m capable of so much more than she ever realised! All I have …

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Solar Power Revolution

  Isn’t modern technology incredible? No, but really! Just think about it! When I was a young boy, growing up in Melbourne, we’d just been hearing rumblings about the effects that coal was having on our planet. Dirty was the word they threw around – dirty fossil fuels, polluting our water and our sky and …

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Mum’s Growing Tips

  I’ve always wanted to try my hand at gardening, see just how good I’d be. My mum was incredible in the garden – her green thumb went all the way up to her elbow. She grew the most delicious vegetables in the village, and her flowers were second-to-none. A not-insubstantial portion of our family’s …

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