Month: January 2023

Friend Foot Pain

                  Damien shielded his eyes from the glare of the sun, trying to peer into the thick canopy of trees below him.  ‘It’s not use,’ he said with a sigh, turning back to his group of friends. ‘I can’t see anything, even from up here.’ ‘There’s no …

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Athletes Foot Struggle

                  I limped slowly through my living room, reaching for and collapsing into my leather armchair with a sigh. ‘You’re being dramatic,’ my sister said, following after me with an armful of groceries.  ‘You don’t know my pain,’ I hissed at her. ‘You don’t understand!’ I couldn’t …

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Solar Energy Wish

                  I took shallow breaths, pressed against the metal railing of the abandoned workshop, trying not to cough at the thick dust that permeated the air. They were in here somewhere with me – I could hear them, cackling and snickering, the awful echo ricocheting around the …

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New office ceiling

Well, this is embarrassing. I understand that when you have a workplace there’s an element of duty of care that is needed to ensure everyone is kept safe while on the premises. While I am a stickler for safety rules, at times, I do like to foster an environment that encourages my team to have …

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Eye appointments

I am a very organised person. It’s quite rare for the husband to be the organised person in the household. I’ve always been organised. My wife is the total opposite of me. She likes to just take everything as it comes as she believes everything will ‘sort itself’. While it’s true that everything will sort …

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Car Brakes Portent 

                The wind howled with blistering delight, whipping through the moonlit valley. Normally choked with fog, the sky was unusually bare tonight – the wind again, stealing the fog and carrying it off to blight some other town. My car, sleek black body dotted with beads of stubborn …

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New Table Tennis

I rubbed my hands together with glee as I stepped into my newly-renovated games room, throwing my arms up as I got to my newest purchase. ‘Ta-da!’ I cried out. ‘Dad, you don’t have to yell, we’re all right here with you.’ My eldest daughter rolled her eyes, while somehow still managing to keep them …

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Sarah Needs Servicing

I paced around my living room, wondering whether my friend was ever going to show up. We’d agreed to hang out at 3:00 pm. I looked at the clock – 5:30 pm. Almost dinner time. I had been hoping to order a couple of pizzas for us, but by then I wasn’t even sure if …

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Tinting Realisation

Okay, I’ve seen a lot of crazy things happen while window tinting for the Empire, but this definitely takes the cake. I’ve been at this gig as Emperor Palantine’s personal window tinter for almost 25 years now, but I’ve never been caught in the middle of a giant battle while the Emperor himself shoots lightning …

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Big Tinting Project

I’ve been serving Supreme Chancellor Sheath Palantine for a while now. It took a few months to get used to my new life on the world of Croissant, but eventually, I got into the swing of things. At first, I wondered how the Chancellor could possibly have enough windows to keep me on the job, …

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