My business has won awards for being the best construction company. Part of being the best construction company comes down to the suppliers. If you have suppliers who are slow or unreliable, you are putting your business at serious risk. For example, I used to struggle with reliable fabricators. I don’t know why it was …
Uh-oh – it finally happened. I finally managed to injure myself playing football. I don’t actually understand what happened to me. My coach told me that I took a hit directly to my face, and I believe him – or, rather, I believe the massive bruise that’s spread …
My hard-worn shoes pressed softly against the cobbled city street, glistening with moonlight despite several days without rain. I paused, glancing up at the moon, filled with a sudden desire to see the silvery orb on its own terms, without the muddy translation of the water underfoot. As soon as the brim of my hat …
I glanced out of the front window nervously, trying not to make my peeping too obvious. ‘What are you peeping at?’ my daughter asked, frozen with a frown in the kitchen doorway. ‘What?’ I yelped, jumping and spinning around to smile at her. I attempted three distinct smiles before settling on the one that was …
Duncan the dwarf had recently moved into a new apartment, having moved from the fantasy lands near Sydney, looking for a new start. He was excited about his new home, but there was one problem that did irk him: the bathtub was not exactly friendly for the short and stocky build of dwarves. Just to …
Sailors of the Coast, January 15. There have been a lot of rumours going about recently which suggest that we are an evil, money-hungry corporation that wants to destroy everything sacred about the Open Boating License we released in 2000. This could not be further from the truth. Believe us when we say that we …
People keep complaining about the weird smell coming from the air con in the building, so it’s probably a good thing that we’re getting a repair guy to check it out. For now, we’ve said that open flames are pretty much out. Anyway, I’ve thought that our cooling has kind of been on the fritz …