I’ve been serving Supreme Chancellor Sheath Palantine for a while now. It took a few months to get used to my new life on the world of Croissant, but eventually, I got into the swing of things. At first, I wondered how the Chancellor could possibly have enough windows to keep me on the job, but it turns out that the man has quite a lot of secret meet-up places where he wants privacy. I can only assume that Chancellor Palantine’s secret meetings are completely innocent because as far as I can tell, he’s a top-notch dude. For someone who is leading the galaxy during a time of war, he’s doing a great job.
Let me tell you, it can be a bit nerve-racking to tint windows on the buildings of Croissant, especially when some of them reach as high as six kilometres into the air. My first time up there, I was certain I was going to fall to my horrific death below! But I just applied the knowledge I’d gained through years of working at the best Melbourne commercial window tinting business and got the job done.
Chancellor Palantine says he has a huge job coming up for me, which I will be working on as soon as Order 66 has begun – whatever that is. I overheard him talking to his friend Count Duke about it, but only managed to get a couple of details. Apparently, this huge job will involve tinting the windows of a space station, which is pretty cool. After all the window frosting close to Melbourne I’ve seen, I’m sure it will be a piece of cake.
If you’d told me five years ago that I would be tinting and decorating windows for the most powerful man in the galaxy, on a planet with a bunch of space wizards and plasma swords, I probably would have laughed at you. But here I am, working on buildings that you’d expect to see in a space opera from the 70s. Although apparently here it’s the year 22 BBY, with the years counting down. I wonder what BBY even means.