Okay, I’ve seen a lot of crazy things happen while window tinting for the Empire, but this definitely takes the cake. I’ve been at this gig as Emperor Palantine’s personal window tinter for almost 25 years now, but I’ve never been caught in the middle of a giant battle while the Emperor himself shoots lightning at a 22-year-old. You know, I’m starting to think that he might actually be the bad guy here. Maybe I should have just stayed on Earth and stuck with my commercial window tinting business based near Melbourne after all.
Look, I was able to forgive that time that Emperor Palantine shot Master Window with lightning since that was self-defence, but this just seems cruel. The kid literally threw away his plasma sword after beating the heck out of Dark Invader. As the space battle rages on around me, I’m seriously starting to question my place in all of this. If we survive this battle, I might need to chat with Dolores from HR. Maybe I could return home and get back to offering glass tinting for a Melbourne office.
I have to say, though, the fight between this kid and Dark Invader was pretty awesome to watch. Dark Invader definitely had the upper hand for a while, but then he must have said something that really ticked this kid off because after that he just went absolutely berserk. It was kind of terrifying. There’s this anger in the kid that would totally have me believe that he would consider offing his nephew for the greater good in about 15 years.
Oh, something is changing! Dark Invader is picking up Emperor Palantine for some reason. This is quite the development. Now Dark Invader is getting electrocuted as he walks over and… throws Emperor Palantine down a giant shaft! Woah! He’s definitely not coming back from that unless he somehow managed to clone himself in secret.
Well, it would seem that my employer is unalive now. I suppose I really should see Dolores to work out what comes next. Provided this giant battle station doesn’t get blown up while I’m working outside of it or anything.